Why do bugs keep finding me? I DO NOT LIKE BUGS!! At least this one had the decency to stay sort of outside. But I had to step OVER it to get in the office! GO AWAY! If it flies at me when I leave, they'll hear the screams in the next town......It better not not land on me......Wonder if Dippy will come out and kill it so I can get out of the office....Maybe if he can't kill it, it'll chase him and leave me alone. Monday, September 1, 2008
What the Heck?
Why do bugs keep finding me? I DO NOT LIKE BUGS!! At least this one had the decency to stay sort of outside. But I had to step OVER it to get in the office! GO AWAY! If it flies at me when I leave, they'll hear the screams in the next town......It better not not land on me......Wonder if Dippy will come out and kill it so I can get out of the office....Maybe if he can't kill it, it'll chase him and leave me alone. 
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ew ew ew! I don't think I could even step over it. What if it jumped up all of a sudden? Sorry, now you are probably stuck in the office now huh?
I really thought of that! It wasn't there when I left. THANKFULLY! Except that means it's out there. Alive. And it will probably jump on me after dark! EW EW EW! Did you notice the green neon glowing eyes?
Maybe it jumped on you when you left and was on your back or in your hair and went into the house with you. Never know.
Wow, Grandma....you are sooooo MEAN!! It was so HUGE that I would have felt it! It had to have weighed ten pounds!
maybe it was by your car and was waiting for you to leave. When you opened your door it flew in and caught a ride home in the backseat. Then when you got home it waited for you to get out and right before you shut the door it flew out behind you and tipped toed to the porch and awaited for someone to open the door the next time. Now when you go to bed tonight it will crawl in bed with you. Then when you turn out the light all you will see is it's neon eyeballs staring at you with his feely antennas. Wha hahahahahah
You know y'all are going to give me nightmares!
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