Goofy's Conversations

Last night, Goofy was on a roll keeping me entertained.  First, Dingy was in the shower and Goofy and I were watching Elf while I rocked Widget to sleep.  Dingy was in the shower for a long time.  Like a really, really long time. Gofy made a comment about how long she was in there.  So I just kept him going. 
Goofy: Is she ever going to be done?
Me:  I don't know.  She's been in there for like half an hour!
Goofy:  Maybe she's going to slep in there.
Me:  I don't know, Maybe
After a few more: It's been a very long times
Goofy says: How dirty is her?? 

Then a little later, I was playing games on my phone.  Yes, I finally got a new phone after a month of using Rod's old phone.  I haven't let Goofy play games on it because it hasn't been dropped or scratched yet.  So we're sitting there and he looks at me and says, "Are you playing Angry Birds on your new phone?"  Yes.  "your new phone that you won't share with me?"  Yes.  Then he says, "Mom, I can show you how to share!"